Archive | November, 2011
An Indie Rock Love Comic
A Funerary Imbroglio
It was a good run, said Henry. He outlasted a lot of them, said Jill. The problem now was what to do with him. He had stipulated nothing. There were no instructions. Nothing had been said. There was nothing on paper. Nobody had bothered to ask. Why would they, it was not a question, or […]
Baby Gate-Bot FAQ
Where should I install Baby Gate-Bot? One of the primary advantages of using Baby Gate-Bot instead of a traditional baby gate is that Baby Gate-Bot can be installed anywhere within sight of the threshold to be blocked. Put it on a nearby wall, out of obvious view on the ceiling, or in an open transom […]
Alligator Farm
The man at the alligator farm Put on the most terrific show. Displaying no fear whatsoever, He took charge of the situation And engaged the snapping, Tail whipping, twisting reptiles With the savoir faire Of the devil may care. Spectators where held in A sense of wonderment And awe. Particularly, When he forcefully pried Huge reptilian jaws apart With his hooks (once […]
Organic Cashews
Gasmask and the Left-Handed Swordsman
Possible Titles for my Ghostwritten Bronson Pinchot Autobiography
Fly Me to Mypos Tuesdays with Cousin Larry Of Course, DO Be Ridiculous: The Bronson Pinchot Story Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now – Except Maybe My Worthless Agent TGIF You, TGIF Me Perfect Strangers, Imperfect Cocaine It’s Balki — Mister Bartokomous if You’re Nasty *Editor’s note: The comprehension of the above submission is entirely […]
A Cannibal Menu: “An Evening With The Stars
Starters: – Susan Sontag Salad with a Gruyere Steve Guttenberg Crouton – Tagliatelle Tarantino with Saffron Nora Ephron – Roasted Lardo Al Roker Entree: – Hearty Martha Stewart Stew with Okra Winfrey and Spiced Mario Batali’s Balls – Cubed Cuba Gooding Jr. with Shaken Ass of Shakira, served with Soylent Greens (Tom and Seth) -Ground […]
