Fly Me to Mypos Tuesdays with Cousin Larry Of Course, DO Be Ridiculous: The Bronson Pinchot Story Nothing’s Gonna Stop Me Now – Except Maybe My Worthless Agent TGIF You, TGIF Me Perfect Strangers, Imperfect Cocaine It’s Balki — Mister Bartokomous if You’re Nasty *Editor’s note: The comprehension of the above submission is entirely […]
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A Cannibal Menu: “An Evening With The Stars
Starters: – Susan Sontag Salad with a Gruyere Steve Guttenberg Crouton – Tagliatelle Tarantino with Saffron Nora Ephron – Roasted Lardo Al Roker Entree: – Hearty Martha Stewart Stew with Okra Winfrey and Spiced Mario Batali’s Balls – Cubed Cuba Gooding Jr. with Shaken Ass of Shakira, served with Soylent Greens (Tom and Seth) -Ground […]
The Stages of Daily Career Daydreams
9:05 – Denial Wokka wokka, world! The world’s greatest chucklefest is waiting to spring forth from my supple comedic writing loins in a messy orgasm of wacky hijinks and belly guffaws! Sure, I get distracted writing anything longer than a page, and still pretend that getting paid per word writing for the college newspaper counts […]