1. It mumbles “See you in Hell” rather than “Goodbye” every time it leaves.
2. It uses its fingernails to etch your name on large stones in your garden.
3. It has a small doll that looks like you that it likes to chew on.
4. It spills scalding coffee on you every morning and then giggles while it wipes you off.
5. You hear it whisper “Don’t worry, I’ll avenge you” as it slays your enemies.
6. It constantly conjures up peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch, even though it knows you’re deathly allergic to peanut butter.
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