Author Archive | Matt Betts

Science 101 Destroys All Hope

Don’t wish on stars They’re just yesterday’s light Last week’s glow Stop the hunt for four-leaf clover Truth be told they’re just mutant weeds Salt over the shoulder is wasted salt Birthday candles only delay gratification Shooting stars aren’t magically inclined Screaming by, they can’t answer Plaintive pleas Please quit blowing eyelashes They’re only hair […]

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