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Archive | October, 2011
Dinner with North Korea
The following fictional conversation takes place between myself and See Yong Kook, a North Korean vacationing in Pondicherry, on the east coast of India. It was prompted by a dinner invitation extended to me by See who was, like me, strolling the seaside promenade. The hotels were all full and I boarded a bus up […]
Desiderata on Farting
Bake a nut cake. Juggle eggs, purple cabbages and chili sauce. Crank to engender expansive steamed mussels. Brown some Jalapenos. Add lima beans cautiously. Measure tone and temperature. Calibrate the embouchure. Become one with your sphincter. Get a grip, and stand clear of the hot house doors. Exercise extreme care. Let it rip as hard […]