Author Archive | Daniel McArdle

Famous Quoted Scenes from Planet of the Apes, with Bonobos Instead of Chimps

SCENE 267:¬†Taylor, a marooned astronaut and the only human still capable of speech, is recaptured after a desperate chase through the ape city streets. He finally regains his speaking ability, and yells in frustration at his gorilla captors. Taylor:¬†Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Cornelius catches up to them and pushes […]

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Tangential Insights Regarding Spew Removal, the Nature of Memory, Old Saabs, Larry the Cable Guy, and The Rapture, Revealed to Me While Removing Said Spew From My Child at 2:46 a.m.

That there are very few people I would willingly cleanse of spew: my beloved offspring, wife, and my parents (who are thankfully still quite capable of taking care of such things themselves); siblings and best friends only under extreme duress; total strangers only under¬†trulyegregious circumstances, like category five hurricanes, plagues, and similar disasters of biblical […]

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