what does it mean to you. only bip bip bip until we give it meaning. until we socialize it. to carve it on desks and trees. to you it is perhaps the language of the cursor on your blank computer screen going bip bip bip to itself for hours like a madman madly tapping. or […]
Archive | May, 2007
Eyebrow Merger
In order to make sure that the proposed merger is the best option for all parties involved, we have commissioned this study. This may well prove to be the best tool we have to determine if we should go forward. John Rogerson Vice President of Acquisitions East Eyebrow, Inc. *** From the face of Matt […]
Beatle Songs for Special Situations
Kelp! – Just before their demise in a deep fryer, four mop-topped Sea Monkeys start a band. Hey ‘Lude – A Peter Doherty/Kate Moss duet honouring Elvis’s last days. In My Tripe – Mmm… memories of British cuisine. And I Gloved Her – A first baseman’s first love. The Ballad of Fawn and Yoko – […]
Marital Problems, Squid Style
Guy Smiley: Everyone’s Favourite Host
But no one ever sees you after the show, no one sees you go home to Mrs. Smiley, if severe Mrs. Smiley is a tough crowd, and harried Guy can’t earn enough to float her shopaholism, and you smoke and drink to forget all the slices of bread, all the redolent potatoes, all the food […]
Gotcha!
Nude Artist
an artist who paints a naked woman a naked man or even a naked chicken is a nude artist an artist who is naked is not always a nude artist an artist is what an artist does an artist is not what an artist is if you are a nude artist you may put your […]
Self Love
Louise Lake: name changed to protect the guilty. New scientific studies show that 90% of the sex we will have in our lifetime will be with the best lover in the world; namely, ourselves. There is nothing to be concerned about if you are in the position of relying on your own resources during a […]
Goblin Point
I fished Goblin Point once late in the day, Where the big fish swim and like to play, As I waited, I heard beneath me mutterings of the Goblins and Gremlins lodged in the sandy bank, Just before a huge toothy fish swallowed my worm, hook and shank, He took the bait, and I struggled […]
