Description
From the creators of grandiose statements that cannot easily be fact-checked comes the world’s first fully audible issue of an award-winning magazine. This issue features ninety minutes of imaginatively unimaginable storytelling magically converted into microscopic grooves and pressed onto a disc of polyvinyl chloride.
This issue includes:
- A David Attenborough imitator muses on anonymous animals
- The secret history of the second amendment
- An exasperated scientist lashes out
- A celebrity interview gets creepy
- Nineteen simians toiling on a proverb
- A steelhead trout embarks on an epic voyage
- Modern-day Neanderthals feigning enlightenment
Plus: Elmer Fudd recovering in intensive care
*You can now pre-order this issue. It will ship in March 2025.
