We are the Fewer Defense League
To reek against the blitzkrieg
Of less on fewer’s our intrigue
They seize less weeds and grieve less trees
They have less heroes and save less dollars
Oh the many, many horrors
Our breed is banal and feudal
Daily our numbers dwindle
We know our quest is futile
Beset by this scurrilous swindle
Stiff-paced like wonks we waddle
Steadfast on fleek for FewDeL
Though we have no sop to stop it
Our word’s wittily worth it
So we’ll droop before we’ll drop it
Fewer you’re our idol
More mooned than any idyll
By us feisty few of FewDeL
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