We are the Fewer Defense League

To reek against the blitzkrieg

Of less on fewer’s our intrigue


They seize less weeds and grieve less trees

They have less heroes and save less dollars

Oh the many, many horrors


Our breed is banal and feudal

Daily our numbers dwindle

We know our quest is futile


Beset by this scurrilous swindle

Stiff-paced like wonks we waddle

Steadfast on fleek for FewDeL


Though we have no sop to stop it

Our word’s wittily worth it

So we’ll droop before we’ll drop it


Fewer you’re our idol

More mooned than any idyll

By us feisty few of FewDeL

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