Add to dictionary ~ “thesaurus” is a verb now

Honestly, tell me a shared
Google Doc is
NOT the least erotic place on
Earth: the co-writing
equivalent of kicking down
a washroom stall
to see me on
the crapper.                
It’s too early,
too soon
for you to know what I am like
mid-
thought,
punctuation
perched upon a lidless bowl,
arms up,
lens above my
head
in selfie mode.
As anonymized mammals
our cursors brush
over each other’s tails.
Entwined, overwritten,
I forgot what this file was named.
Let’s skip the “talking phase”
and request access. I want to
recommend edits.