The First Page of Carl’s Memoir

I have a really good memory, kinda like an elephant or the guy from momento, I can just remember things, like that sitcom Eric Idol from Monty python had where he and his wife were ghosts, cant remember who played her but Stewart Pumkin from that hbo show in the 80s was on it to, so I remember a lot of things, lots of tv like that show Empty Nests with the big dog and Richard Mulgin and Dina Manof who I always wanted to do . . . I remember lots of things not just tv stuff, like wrestling, I remember lots of wrestling like when Eddie Gilbert and Terry Taylor beat up that Chinese photo guy and he was all bloody. I tried to find that on youtubes but I can’t, Eddie was married to Missy Hyatt who I always thought was hot, she looked like this girl I loved in high school named Megan who now sells makeup on tv sometimes . . . I have a great memory which is why I’m writing a memoir, that plus I want to impress this really really cute agent chick I saw at a writers workshop, I thought if I wrote about my life she would sign me and then date me. I looked her up on facebook and it looks like she might be married but its hard to tell but shes hot, even hotter than Dina or Missy was, maybe even Megan, she has legs from heaven like my uncle always says, I saw her and I was like wow . . . memoirs a weird word its like French or something probably, I never thought I’d do anything French except kissing if you know what I mean . . . yeah so like I said Ive watched a lot of tv. I used to like Beavis and butthead and Sifl & Olly but like I said I have a nack for remembering shows no one else does like Phenom which was about this cute tennis player who was 15 & the mom from Whos the boss played her mom . . . Who elses shows I remember is Valeri Burteneli. She was on 1 day at a time obviously but also this other show where she played a cop & the guy from Friends & 1 of the baldwins was in it & he played a guy called cheesey, then she had a show where she worked at a starbucks in England. These are all shows I watched, we can watch newer shows together cute agent chick you and me like family guy or wrestling . . .