Wedding Themes I Suggested to my Fiancé

My suggestions for wedding themes:
– Types of cheese
– Serial killers
– Venereal diseases
– Characters Arnold Schwarzenegger has played
– Racial slurs

Her decision:
– Birds

My suggestions for birds at each table:
– Heckle and Jeckle
– Woodsy Owl
– Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show
– Sonny the Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird
– Laserbeak and Buzzsaw from Transformers
– The Flintstones record player needle
– Larry Bird
– A rubber chicken
– A cockfighting rooster
– A badminton shuttlecock
– David Crosby and Roger McGuinn
– Mark “The Bird” Fidrych
– The middle finger
– Ones from the Hitchcock film

Her decision:
– We’re still “friends”

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