Science 101 Destroys All Hope

Don’t wish on stars
They’re just yesterday’s light
Last week’s glow

Stop the hunt for four-leaf clover
Truth be told they’re just mutant weeds

Salt over the shoulder is wasted salt
Birthday candles only delay gratification

Shooting stars aren’t magically inclined
Screaming by, they can’t answer
Plaintive pleas

Please quit blowing eyelashes
They’re only hair follicles
Nothing more

See a penny, pick up many germs
Black cats purr the same as white

Horseshoes are
indeed lucky
though you must wear them
at all times

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