Die. Try not to make it too messy, if at all possible. Do not go into the light. You are not a firefly. Attend your own funeral to see who shows up. Notice Cousin Jesse is the most upset. Try to console her and realize she can feel your presence, which makes her shiver. Discover: […]
Archive | November, 2013
Douglas Coupland
Best-selling and award-winning novelist, artist and occasional book eater
Community Theater
An attempt at freestyle rap
A palm reader with germaphobia attempts to read your fortune.
My Breakfast
An exceptionally intricate tale of the daily routines of a man, his cat and their gruel.
Dance, monkey, dance!
Scamp
‘Like the red ribbon of an open hymnal / he nestles supine / in the valley of my cupped hands.’
Photoshop CS6 Tutorial: Remove Despair from Face
A step-by-step guide to looking happy and healthy in digital photos, which is all that really matters because you don’t go out in public anymore anyway.
Ronald’s last words
Patagonia
When retirement dreams turn to nightmares. Nightmares punctuated with trombones.