Archive | December, 2011

Lprofile “hi” and “:)” Wait for response Make a joke about how hard it is to meet guys online “I watch a lot of MTV Canada” “that’s not what criterion means” IM: Hi. What are you up to? What’s Friendster? don’t worry, it doesn’t have to be a “date,” I only go on dudesnude to […]

You’re an amazing poet. No, you’re an amazing poet. No, YOU are an amazing poet. You are the amazing one. You are. No you. You. Stop, you know it’s you. Okay, yeah you’re right, it’s me.

Lprofile “hi” and “:)” Put on the most fashionable clothing in New York Try to use iPod, iPad or iPal before all others Take a picture with the president (dead or alive) Eat a dinner with Buffett, Hawking, Clint Eastwood Get an autograph from Tiger Woods, Oprah, Bill Gates Stay in the same hotel as […]