Archive | September, 2010
My Birthday Present
Ever since I was a small boy I had asked for a midget of my very own. I asked for one just about every year, except for my sixteenth birthday, when I asked for a truck. I didn’t get the truck but I did get a good pair of walking shoes. I asked my wife […]
Liberal Arts
And for my thesis I chose Polanski’s early erotic films and how they impoverished Europe’s many hookers who were not nearly as attractive.
Famous Quoted Scenes from Planet of the Apes, with Bonobos Instead of Chimps
SCENE 267: Taylor, a marooned astronaut and the only human still capable of speech, is recaptured after a desperate chase through the ape city streets. He finally regains his speaking ability, and yells in frustration at his gorilla captors. Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Cornelius catches up to them and pushes […]