I’ve never written an acrostic, merely thought while lying in the bath, and later lounging at the spa, “Good grief, such a poem should be casual; indeed, not classical nor musical, never any rhyming verse that would be inclined to tease my mind or pen, no in-line wrestling or word-erasing: give me simple lines that […]
Archive | April, 2010
All Things Central to the Culture of Designer Jean Shorts
The warmer months are just around the corner, and we here at JortsNet.com have had the pleasure of previewing the upcoming 2010 spring and summer jorts collections from exciting designers. After a week with the new products, we’ve selected our favorite jorts. Editor: JortySpice Best dance club jorts: Versace’s black mini-jorts These extra-short, high-hemmed jorts aren’t only […]
The Sacrificial Lamb
“Baa-a-a-a.” “And do you, Orson, take Dolly to be your lawful wedded lamb, to have and to hold, as long as you both shall live?” Orson stared into the innocent eyes; the beautiful black, non-judging eyes. Finally, we will be one, he thought. “I do.” “By the power vested in me by the state of […]
Proverbs don’t always make sense
The Chinese say: when a tree falls the monkeys scatter, one mouse dropping ruins the whole pot of rice porridge, and three people can make up a tiger.