Author Archive | Kyle Davis

All Things Central to the Culture of Designer Jean Shorts

The warmer months are just around the corner, and we here at JortsNet.com have had the pleasure of previewing the upcoming 2010 spring and summer jorts collections from exciting designers. After a week with the new products, we’ve selected our favorite jorts. Editor: JortySpice Best dance club jorts: Versace’s black mini-jorts These extra-short, high-hemmed jorts aren’t only […]

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Danny Johnston: Kid Lawyer

Mr. and Mrs. Johnston, My client Bobby Mason has brought to my attention that the Mason and Johnston families are to engage in dinner tomorrow, March 19. This is unacceptable. Firstly, I want to express how boring this dinner will be. Adults only talk about boring stuff, like washing machines and bathroom tiling. Last time […]

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