Dr. Doogie Howser is addicted to Adderall, Xanax and OxyContin.
Dr. Octopus’s favorite doughnut is Bavarian Kreme.
Dr. House has a fetish for outie belly buttons.
Dr. Who is a proctologist. He wrote his dissertation on prolapsed wormholes.
Dr. No loves pickles.
Dr. Bruce Banner is allergic to peanuts.
Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy had a series of disturbing erotic dreams about Mr. Spock’s Vulcan death grip while orbiting the planet Alpha 177.
Dr. Jekyll is an accomplished amateur flutist.
Dr. Strange has only seen Dr. Strangelove once, and he was totally tripping balls on peyote with Silver Surfer in the Negative Zone, so he can’t really remember it.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter was a vegan for three and a half years.
Dr. Hank “Beast” McCoy never flosses.
Dr. Evil suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Dr. Doom and Mr. Fantastic were lovers when they roomed together in grad school.
Dr. Cliff Huxtable has recurring nightmares about vagina dentata.
Dr. Quinn, medicine woman, is lactose intolerant.
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