Archive | November, 2011

Things Not to Say as High School Valedictorian

“…And Jake, I hate you because of second semester, Grade 10. Specifically, when you publicly renamed me…we all know what…and then stripped me and forced me to march…through…Oh God, I can’t go on. Mrs. Gerriganz! Look what they’ve done to me!” * * * “…Okay, I know this sounds strange. But no one actually told me that I was […]

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Chatters

Picture if you will . . . It’s a lovely morning in the city. The sun is shining and the streets are abustle with people going about their daily business. A steady breeze runs across you and you know it should be a good day. You patiently await the next bus headed towards your destination. […]

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The Nothing Store

First it started with one store and then another . . . another . . . next thing you knew the strip mall was largely vacant Walking with his child one day the boy asked his father about one empty store what’s that? The father replied it’s the nothing store and as you can see there’s a […]

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Little Mo-Deep

Little Mo-Deep has lost his beat, And can’t for the life of him find it; He left it alone for so very long, He lost his fans to pop music. Little Mo-Deep fell fast asleep, And dreamt up a bitching rap song, But when he awoke, he found it a joke, The lyrics he’d dreamt […]

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