“Santa Claus has popcorn balls!
Is that what I heard you say?
Come here, you little shit.
You’ll feel my belt today.
“and here’s some soap,
Take a bite of this.
Who taught you to talk that way?
That’s vile and disgusting.
What a filthy thing to say.
“Now get your cryin’ ass to bed.
And there’ll be no supper, too.
What’s in this bag you brought home from school?”
“Treats from Santa. . . made from popcorn. . . for you.”

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