Dating Responses
Thirteen-day rejection from Kendra Walsh on October 10.
Twenty-one-day rejection from Amanda Jenkins on December 16.
One-day acceptance from emo girl in line at Ben Folds concert on January 10. Congratulations!
Fifty-two-day rejection from emo girl at Ben Folds concert on March 18.
Thirteen-day “Let’s take a break and see other people” request from Jenny Klein on April 21.
Five-day rejection from Jenny Klein on April 26.
Eighty-nine-day acceptance from pretty redhead at work you’ve been mustering the courage to ask out. Congratulations!
Markets Updated Blond hostess at Italian restaurant. Do not ask her out. This is a closed market. Actively dating men who drive BMWs.
Markets Added Brunette barista. Highly flirtatious. Accepting date requests.
Markets Opened/Reopened to Submissions
Jenny Klein. Broke up with b/f. Booty call last Friday night. Willing to give it another shot.
Markets Temporarily Closed to Submissions
Redhead at work. Awkward first date. She thought it was a “work thing.” Laugh and pretend it was a work thing all along. Split the check. Ignore her at work. Pretend you were never that interested in her in the first place.
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