Man: I’m going to yell to you even though you’re right across the table from me in this outside beer garden.
Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say too.
Man: I have to yell even louder now because of the car alarm.
Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say louder now too.
Man: Am I yelling too loud?
Woman: I hope not because I’m yelling even louder than you are.
Man: Now I’m louder.
Woman: I’m sorry. That motorcycle just rumbled really slowly down the street. What did you say?
Man: There sure are a lot of motorcycles out tonight.
Woman: What?
Man: I said there sure are a lot of motorcycles out tonight.
Woman: Tons.
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