The Life of a Dung Beetle that Competed as a Jeopardy! Contestant
Author Archive | Greg Boose
Trick or freak?
The Cleaner The Closer Weeds
Man: I’m going to yell to you even though you’re right across the table from me in this outside beer garden. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say too. Man: I have to yell even louder now because of the car alarm. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say louder now too. Man: Am I yelling too loud? Woman: I hope […]
Chris says he’ll be over by eleven but only has three bags left. Chris says he’ll be here by midnight at the latest but only has two bags left. Chris is downstairs.
What my Girlfriend Believes Her Cat Was Thinking While We Were on Thanksgiving Vacation: It’s about time I learn how to turn on that stove. I could detach this window screen from in here and easily reattach it from the outside ledge. Quarters and thumbtacks don’t taste as awesome as they look. I bet I […]
I bet you’re hungry. Poor thing, you must be starving. You must be hungry. There’s my bus.