#10 Took a trip to Jamaica to perfect his Jarjar dialogue for use in future Star Wars conventions.
#9 Asks his girlfriend to wear a solid bronze bikini before chaining her to the bedposts and forcing her to call him Jabba.
#8 Refuses to attend midnight mass on Christmas and cites the Force as his new religion.
#7 Attempted to neuter the family dog with the light saber he bought from Toys “R” Us.
#6 Demands that The Imperial March be played over the household stereo system before he agrees to leave his room and come for supper.
#5 Added x-wings to his Cavalier and insists it can do 1.2 parsecs beyond light speed in fifth gear.
#4 Keeps a dwarf in a garbage can strapped in the backseat of his Cavalier and calls him R2.
#3 Tries to seduce Sally at the office with Jedi mind tricks and curses her for a Sith lord when she ignores his advances.
#2 Is trying to build a protocol droid in your basement out of spare gumball machine parts and vinyl siding.
#1 When apprehended for indecent exposure he asked the arresting officers: “Why should I have to wear pants? Chewie never wore pants. He just cruised around the galaxy with his Wookie balls hanging out.”
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