Dear God,
In relation to your query on the stability of the free will engine, we must inform you of the following structural errors that look to jeopardize the project:
The integrity of the program relies solely on the good versus evil dynamic. By giving subjects the ability for evil, they in turn will associate this evil with its creator. Therefore the idea of you as an absolute good is open for ridicule.
The unstable nature program has been causing concern, as many subjects believe it is your work that is causing their homes and families to be destroyed. More work is needed on the program to prevent future global catastrophes.
III. Subjects are already beginning to question why an all-loving God would punish them for seemingly meaningless regulations.
IV. Subjects are weary of evil going unpunished.
V. The universal pass into heaven has sparked concern over the exact distinctions between good and evil, and why evil is so strictly regulated if it is to go unpunished.
VI. Subjects have already begun their own separate religions, with numbers growing daily. There is a desperate need for a public announcement in the coming days for the sake of global peace and unity.
While all of us down here appreciate and admire what you have created, we were hoping you would spend some more time refining the program to prevent its seemingly inevitable decline. We have been working on this project since its inception and we would hate to see it ruined by a rushed execution. This is a much more intricate program than the Dinosaur Files, and we hope to repeat its success with your help. Thanks for your time.
Yours,
H. Lucifer
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Tell them you did all the bad stuff.
– G
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Dear God,
I don’t think the people will be so easily swayed by the introduction of a scapegoat. I believe we should concentrate more on the core of the project, improve the welfare and livelihood of the people, and in time the program will evolve and self-regulate without our inclusion. This entire project has been based on those principles, and as I told you from the start, declaring yourself the supreme ruler to the people has only made things more complicated. We should have let them govern themselves as I initially requested. Can you come in for a meeting at the end of the week?
H. Lucifer
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I told them you were responsible, OK?
– G
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OK.
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