Starters:
– Susan Sontag Salad with a Gruyere Steve Guttenberg Crouton
– Tagliatelle Tarantino with Saffron Nora Ephron
– Roasted Lardo Al Roker
Entree:
– Hearty Martha Stewart Stew with Okra Winfrey and Spiced Mario Batali’s Balls
– Cubed Cuba Gooding Jr. with Shaken Ass of Shakira, served with Soylent Greens (Tom and Seth)
-Ground Chuck Norris Chuck with Gravy, side of Soleil Moon Fries
-Meatloaf
Dessert:
– John Hodgeman Pie with Graham Bon-Bon John Grisham crust
– Paul Rudd Pudding Cup
Beverage:
– Jack Black Coffee with Jack White Chocolate shavings
– Jasmine tea with Julio Iglesias semen infusion
– Horchata Erik Estrada
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