Higher Education

Elementary, my dear Watson,
simply elementary. Any snot faced,
foul mouthed child can go to university.
Any conscientious student worshiping higher
percentages as a true test can go to university.
Any young man fortunate enough to have wealthy
parents can lounge away his learning hours in a school
pub researching the female anatomy. Any person willing
to work hard enough to learn so little of what there is besides
the skeleton facts they are told to accept as the truth can go to a
higher institute of learning. But how many, my dear Watson, how
many know the fundamental rules of simple deduction?