Unexpected as a goalie on a breakaway the entire planet except Canada, is threatened by a team of aliens far more advanced in special effects. Down to the last minute of play the whole world except Canada, faced with elimination, stands frozen in horror. The only nation with enough flag waving patriotism – […]
Archive | June, 2009
The Cast of Bad Habits (in the order of their appearance)
Leland: an earnest and helpful off-duty police officer, takes all things literally. “Get out of here,” is hurtful to him. “You don’t say,” confuses Leland. When asked if he’s kidding, the answer is never yes. Will: is always saying “what’s up?” It’s become one word, whatsup. His greeting is always the same despite his using it to […]
The Prophet and the Social Worker
“We’ve come to no good end.” “Tell me about it.” “The lower waters and the upper waters will meet. Life will be transformed.” “Did that business on Fifth Avenue, offer you the job?” “Darkness will enshroud all but the most holy.” “You could try to get a position through the city’s unemployment office.” “There will […]
I have not had several women, never flew them on jet planes
“You would look so much younger if you went to Jimmy Chung’s Hair Replacement clinic in Olathe at 135th and Quivera, in the shops at Deer Creek Woods.” “No thanks,” I say. “I’m not bald yet.” “Yes but your hairline is receding. I find strands and dandruff in the seats every time you leave the […]
Modesty
I am a modest person. With that being said, I can state factually (without bragging, mind you) that my survival skills and outdoor knowledge run the full gamut of al fresco events—from alpine to zoology. As I always say upfront and without any fanfare: I’ll get us there and back, as long as a situation […]
Mark Durley
My muscular manfriend Mark Durley, is thick-necked and really quite burly. But with makeup and skirt, and a perfumy squirt, he’ll be confusingly hairy and girly.