Canadian-born New York-based humourist, essay writer and best selling author of Fraud and Don’t Get Too Comfortable
Archive | May, 2009
Danny Johnston: Kid Lawyer
Mr. and Mrs. Johnston, My client Bobby Mason has brought to my attention that the Mason and Johnston families are to engage in dinner tomorrow, March 19. This is unacceptable. Firstly, I want to express how boring this dinner will be. Adults only talk about boring stuff, like washing machines and bathroom tiling. Last time […]
Evanescent
I knew it was over when I didn’t hear him anymore; tête-à-tête, minus the S shape sofa. When I could watch a spider eek across a loveless wall and never say, kill it. When he became his mother without the apron or need to cook. When I became his father misunderstood and the color of […]
Jesus and Elivs on a Beach in Bermuda Contest
