After it hits, You, like a prophet, announce I have two heads. I toss wine on the floor in triumph. You have finally seen my complexity.
Archive | June, 2008
How to Write an A+ Essay!
“Congratulations on purchasing this book. My name is Dr. Irvin James, and I’ll take you step by step through the fundamentals of the ESSAY. So put your reading glasses on, sharpen your pencil and open your notebook. Are you ready? Then off we go! [ . . . ] Your first task is to CHOOSE […]
Hints that he might not be the one
He wears animal skins and commands people to repent. He insists on playing Willy Nelson tunes to enhance the mood during sex. He drives a car with no hood over the engine — on purpose. His last two girlfriends disappeared under mysterious circumstances. He’s read the entire Harry Potter series fifty times. He insists he […]
The Mr Mouse Nuptials
Mr. Mouse is getting married. Eight times in eight months. But no one ever sees the brides again. People love weddings, so they plan to attend this latest one. But the women wring their hands uneasily. Men look at their daughters, fearing they might be next in line. All along Mr. Mouse has gotten fatter, […]