Author Archive | Thomas Sullivan

American Myths Die Hard

What? What did you just say? Oh, you have a god too? A different one than mine? Well, that kinda complicates things, doesn’t it? Cuz I’ve known since I was an itty-bitty child that mine is the only god. What’s that? They told you the same thing too? Well, clearly they lied to you. Cuz […]

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Silverado, why don’t you come to your senses? You been outwittin’ suckers for so long now Oh, you’re a hard one I know that you got your reasons These people that are pawnin’ you Can hurt you somehow Don’t you draw the queen of Detroit, boy She’ll beat you like a Sable You know the […]

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Hints that he might not be the one

He wears animal skins and commands people to repent. He insists on playing Willy Nelson tunes to enhance the mood during sex. He drives a car with no hood over the engine — on purpose. His last two girlfriends disappeared under mysterious circumstances. He’s read the entire Harry Potter series fifty times. He insists he […]

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