all joking aside, it was me, i ate the last piece of carrot cake, stop yelling, i ate the one piece you saved in a plastic container, a special container— airtight and safe, an incubator for cake. the metaphor was weak at best.
Archive | March, 2008
Bald Eagle
What I’m pretty sure is being said outside tonight
Man: I’m going to yell to you even though you’re right across the table from me in this outside beer garden. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say too. Man: I have to yell even louder now because of the car alarm. Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say louder now too. Man: Am I yelling too loud? Woman: I hope […]