Archive | December, 2006
Interstellar Guru, Wet By Goo
Donkey trudged up the self-help section. The cart Donkey had been pulling finally squeezed out its final squeak. “Bring out your deads,” cried Bellion. “My what?” I asked. “Your left. Self-help is on your left, sir,” said a beleaguered Bellion, who still had much re-shelving to do. I began to un-shelve colorful oblong shapes which […]
Winner of the Stalinist-Orwell Contest
It’s a little known fact-ual inaccuracy that Josef Stalin once wrote George Orwell a disgruntled letter outlining the notorious dictator’s discontent with the liberties Orwell took in creating Animal Farm. Regular Feathertale contributor Iain E. Marlow has managed to unearth that letter and we’re proud to publish it here for the first-time ever. Dear […]
100 years of newspapers boiled, but no nutritive content found —SimCity 4 News Flash
Alien spills beans. Passes wind through shot- proof glass. Says: My secret? It’s out — Finally, Hell applies a fixed price on souls. Tacky, but necessary, confirms state representative. Blame it on Chinese fakes — Bigfoot hatches from an egg on top of a pyramid. Can read “2001: A Space Odyssey” aloud to tourists — Russian space shuttle runs on […]