Papa tore the seam out. Mama tore the hem out. Papa said to fix it. Mama said to sew it. Mama snapped a button. Papa broke a snap. Papa said to mend it. Mama said no.
Archive | August, 2006
A Revisionist Historian’s Look at 20th Century Book titles if Hitler Had Won the War
Catcher in the Sauerkraut Field “Gin a body, catch a body, comin thru the Sauerkraut.” Zee Old Man and Zee Munich Lake “The Nobel Prize winning tale of an old man and his quest to catch a gigantisch fische.” Fear and Loathing in the Los Vegas Ghetto “A savage journey into the heart of the […]
Never trust a man who re-corks his wine
Rowing your boat gently down a stream won’t make your marriage any closer to a dream. Especially if your children come with you.