Kelp!
– Just before their demise in a deep fryer, four mop-topped Sea Monkeys start a band.
Hey ‘Lude
– A Peter Doherty/Kate Moss duet honouring Elvis’s last days.
In My Tripe
– Mmm… memories of British cuisine.
And I Gloved Her
– A first baseman’s first love.
The Ballad of Fawn and Yoko
– Yoko Ono spends time in a forest; Nature’s harmony is disrupted.
(Note: Parental Advisory)
You Better Lose That Merle
– Advice for a daughter dating a guy named Merle.
The Blight Before
– Farmers reminisce the bad times.
Here Comes the Bun
– Ebay Exclusive: George Harrison’s (secret) all-beef hotdog stand!
Crisps and Shout
– Six bags of potato chips and a coronary.
The Fools on the Pill
– The Pope gets a laugh on karaoke night.
I’m So Hired
– Excerpt from Monica Lewinsky’s diary (the early days).
Rocky Buffoon
– Rocky vs. Hello Kitty (3-D, Scratch ‘n Sniff)
This Goy
– For broken hearted gentiles.
Ticket to Hide
– It’s true, I bought a Céline Dion ticket. ‘O, the shame!
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