#1
What a curious door to open!
There is no other way to enter …
when you say “knob” I giggle –
a British colloquialism
#2
silver door handle
why do you cry?
you cry metal filings
and I’m sorry you’re so functional.
#3
“How necessary are you?”
said the handle to the door,
“More important than you!”
They pushed and pulled and swore.
#4
Five minutes to lunch,
in the large dining room –
the door stole both my gloves,
forever worn upon
the handle.
#5
The child in the playroom,
thinks of nothing but escape.
#6
The brat they keep in that house
redecorated the room,
unscrewed all the doorhandles,
and demanded extra juice.
#7
Fetch me the medicine,
it is in the cabinet.
Where is the door handle?
It is in the laundry basket.
#8
The Handle’s Messiah.
#9
Salvador Dalí
entered his bathroom
only to find himself
naked, as usual.
#10
Ring the doorbell;
I might not answer,
but you might just cure
my tinnitus.

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