Fridges

Fridges like magnets.
Fridges enjoy a family photo or two.
Fridges are good at keeping secrets.
Fridges like to eat. Fridges are not picky eaters.
They aren’t fussy about best-before dates.
They never complain about leftovers.
Fridges are good at compartmentalizing.
They’re known for their stick-to-it-iveness.
Fridges welcome your touch.
Fridges don’t consider anything an open and shut case.
Fridges know how to weather a storm, especially if the door stays closed.
Fridges will keep your number, but they probably won’t call.