BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (’89)
we travelled through time
the short dead dude and his friends
helped us learn… some stuff
POINT BREAK (’91)
as johnny utah
undercover fbi
i help catch bodhi
(who was played by the totally non-heinous patrick swayze)
BILL AND TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY (’91)
me and bill get killed
then we play twister with death
come back to life—whoa!
BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (’92)
i got to make out
with three chicks into biting
then i saved my girl
LITTLE BUDDHA (’93)
i didn’t get it
i think i was like, buddha
but i wasn’t fat
SPEED (’94)
stay above fifty
or else the bus will blow up
and make us all dead
DEVIL’S ADVOCATE (’97)
i move to new york
pacino is the devil
charlize gets naked
THE MATRIX (’99)
they call me neo
i’m no longer mr. an…
don’t call me mr. ander…
me not mr. anderson
whoa—i know kung fu!
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