A voice echoed sharply through the hallowed halls,
The Vatican issued a statement on inflatable dolls.
Those who follow the Catholic faith will certainly be elated,
Plastic dolls are okay as long as they are not inflated.
On another subject near to heart, Bible quotes are produced —
S&M is okay, as long as sex is not introduced.
Clothing must be worn by both the slave and master,
These are rules for laity and not the nun or pastor.
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