Most likely to . . .
have already peaked
have their last name coined as a graphic sexual neologism on the Internet
solve the crisis in the Middle East in under 140 characters
destroy their political career by photographing their genitals
need laryngeal surgery after years of vocal fry (a.k.a. creaky voice)
get their own reality TV show after their sex tape “accidentally” leaks
morph from socially awkward computer geek to socially awkward, billionaire computer geek
destroy a celebrity marriage and tell all to Us Weekly
outlive the cockroaches in the event of an apocalypse
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