For a serious mess on the carpet, I
said, the clerk answered We don’t
rent those anymore, my car outside
illegally parked, towed and
on the bus schoolgirls discussed
blowjob techniques and
smoking, at home I watched
my dog attack a neighbour’s three-legged
cat, carpet covered in fur and
across the street an old man skipped
to McLachlan’s Mystery, comb-
over bobbing apathetically. Later, the dog
choked on the frayed tail of a stuffed
monkey, black hairballs
so I stood up and took the broom

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