I loathe, despise, detest, deplore
being cornered by a bore.
Motormouths who never cease
should be dropped in boiling grease.
Folks who chew with mouths ajar
call for feathers smeared with tar.
Toothpicks used in public places
turn diners into damned disgraces.
Drunken, cursing, loud-mouthed guys
are of humans most despised.
And last of all that I abhor —
rich old farts who still want more.
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