The internet, friends, is boring. We must not say so.
After all, the screen flashes, the hackers hack,
we ourselves flash and hack,
and moreover my mother told me as a girl
(repeatedly) “Ever to confess you’re bored
with the internet means you have no
System Resources.” I conclude now I have no
system resources, because I am heavy bored.
eBay bores me,
porn bores me, especially free porn,
I bore me, with my plights & gripes
as bad as Cassandra,
always making her boring predictions.
And everyone has his own blog
and somehow a cow
morphs into a dog
in a cartoon made with Flash, leaving
behind me, unwowed.
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