Unexpected as a goalie on a breakaway
the entire planet except Canada,
is threatened by a team of aliens far more advanced in special effects.
Down to the last minute of play
the whole world except Canada,
faced with elimination, stands frozen in horror.
The only nation with enough flag waving patriotism –
whose map of North America begins at the 49th parallel –
a country that has single-handedly
won every war movie – the good ol’ U S of A
must defeat the intergalactic enemy
in a race against the clock.
As free agents
we’ve obviously been spared
due to our great tasting beer,
simply designed flag,
no fighter pilot politicians or
the enemy is using the same map..
Going into sudden death,
the Sci-fi-ers, on a power play
show a strong first line,
U.S’s defense is weak,
they’ve no shots on goal,
their left-winger –
a hacker on the skids.
Hope against hope,
each nation holds on,
prays for deliverance except Canada
hasn’t seen a good bench-clearing
brawl in about a week, ready
to watch alien butt ground to moose meat,
prays the cable holds out,
beer ‘n pizzas delivered
before the final face-off..
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