One-sided conversations with animals and vegetables (in which Doctor Dolittle is not involved)
Archive | July, 2014
Angry Cat
Why You Might Want to Retain a Lobbyist
Your factory generates more particulate matter than an active volcano. Children combust when they touch your product. You’d like to open an S&M club next to a kindergarten. Professional help is available!
Clyde the Innkeeper
When card tricks go horribly wrong.
Vera Is Based on My First Girlfriend
When a story needs to tell its own story.
Egress
A constipated poet needs the strength of a “Titan, not to carry the world, just to let some of it go.”
Lucky Strikes
There’s nothing like getting lucky on a bad day
