Archive | October, 2008

The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Amiable, verb – The ability to name oneself Ami Archaic, noun – Biblical, referring to Noah’s favourite cake Bonfire, noun – Flammable candy. See also: Bonbonfire Custody, noun – Toad flavoured custard, often mixed with vanilla and served on parsnips Dictionary, noun – A radical person who shuns a certain male organ Ejection, noun – […]

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The A-Mace-ing Cn’ajun Melting Pot Caper

Once u-pun a thyme, Mrs. Dash ran with an unsavoury idea: “How i-dill weed bean!” She did not relish bland shelf life racked with beaten eggs and whipped cream. “Fiddle! Head off ennui! Lettuce throw our caraway. Allspice up life with an a-mace-ing Cn’ajun soup.” She thought rye-ly, “For a Cn’ajun soup we oat to […]

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