To avoid embarrassing truths like: “I’m sorry my fiancé couldn’t make it tonight. I refused to let him out of the house wearing his online role playing outfit… really why do I have to have the fiancé who won’t take off his cape and wizard hat?” Try the following: “My fiancé, the pediatrician, is amazing. […]
Archive | September, 2007
Conversation With A Fifteen Year Old
Yeah, so like whatever. Cool. Uh huh. Wait, what? So like call you? Can’t I just text? Lol. I swear to god mom you’re such a mom, freakin’ A, like yeah. Okay cool. Out.