War breaks out at the model UN: It’s the war of the overachievers! Scrambling for scraps of prestige! Trimming fat from the bacon of our lives! Sizzling in the forum of public spectacle! Shit! Is there a doctor in the house? Somebody’s just been crushed by the weight of their own resume! We’ve got more […]
Archive | August, 2007
Cock Protection
Last Week I Gave Up Capitals
last week i gave up capitals like e.e. cummings and k.d. lang but then i remembered how they teach you in grade one that “I” is capitalized because “I” am important. though i suspect in certain social circles i am not quite as important as e.e. cummings but maybe a little more than k.d. lang. […]
Reasons I Write
1. I suck at math. 2. I sunburn easily. 3. To inspire the gauzy adoration of young men. 4. To arouse the dewy fawning of young women. 5. So that my doubting elders, while seated in stiff leather chairs, are moved to snap shut a hardcover copy of my first collection of stories, issue a […]
Whale
if desire had the alchemy to fatten me like a whale to tamper with my bones to round them out for better dynamics in water to equip me with a proper blow hole. i would i swear i would belly up on a beach in Taipei to kiss you with my whale like tongue.
Political Spin
BARBARA JONES Good evening. This is the nightly news with Barbara Jones. It’s the count-down to the municipal elections and this evening we are here with the mayor’s assistant. Thank you for your time, Scott Miller. SCOTT MILLER Thank you for having me here, Ms. Jones. BARBARA JONES We’re in the middle of the mayoral […]