“A monkey, two of the three Weird Sisters and Michael J. Fox as Teen Wolf circa 1985 walk into a bar . . .”

The bartender looks at the two sisters and says “My kingdom for a horse! ‘Cause then I could ask it ‘Why the long face?’” The sisters laugh politely. Teen Wolf, who had stopped paying attention in school once he got admitted to college on a basketball scholarship, doesn’t get the joke. The monkey enjoys feeling superior to people and so wants to point out that the sisters appeared in Macbeth, not Richard III, however monkeys can’t talk.

Just then the third sister arrives and orders crantinis all around, cutting the tension.

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